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This is why people like this are told to go outside or touch grass.

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Frankly all of 4chan should.

But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

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I heard a story about a whole world that was perfect because they locked a kid up in a room and threw all the bad stuff in there with the kid. The poor kid suffered all of the world’s miseries so that others could enjoy life. That kid’s name? 4chan.

4chan is 99% deplorable garbage. I won’t even go into /b/. Helllll no. But oddly enough, some of the internet’s best memes come out of there.

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Assuming only a place of pure misery could produce those memes

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Isn’t the concept of a meme itself a leak from 4chan?

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4chan is what the internet would look like if everything had the bare minimum of moderation. Actually a very interesting case study about the human psyche, and I’ve had many a interesting conversation on there, especially early internet days.

Is it a shithole? Overall, yes. But the right board at the right time is truly early internet ethos.

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6 points

It’s the primordial soup of internet content.

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2 points

The Mysterious Hacker 4chan

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Through this sieve would come the ascended madmen. Those who escaped the cave and rejected the reality without, retreating to their chamber of hate and stagnation. The truly unhinged. No more naive, parroted bastardizations of the Socratic method. Only irreparables.

This select choir of lunatics voluntarily ablating their sanity will be decadence enough, I think

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Yeah, we’re way better over here on lemmy. (The lack of racism really does make us better tho)

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Uhh counterpoint. i think we need more racism. I dont have a reason yet but ill try to think of one so we can engage in a pointless online yelling match.

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14 points

most of them were social outcasts long before 4chan. That’s actually how they got there in the first place.

Everyone will be having pleasant conversations outside, but these guys won’t.

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52 points

Anon learns that outdoors is fake and gay.

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23 points

Fake, we occasionally mention OnlyFans even when outside

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Because online, people only talk about those things.

In the real world, they are doing them. And so much more. But usually when you’re not looking.

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62 points

interact with people

Instructions unclear, helicoptered my dick around but there appeared to be no ceiling fan.

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And now the park security is approaching with tasers. I guess playgrounds aren’t considered America!

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