What’s your ‘Heston’ experience?

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Baking. Measuring isn’t fun. I’d rather wing it.

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It’s absurdly easier with a scale. I don’t know why the US standardizes to volume.

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Especially for things like butter. Who measures butter in a cup, America?! Unless you just have vats of liquid butter sitting around, in which case I guess scooping up a cup is pretty easy… But even then, weighing it out is better, I think.

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6 points

fwiw 1 stick of butter = half a cup

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We do sticks so it’s not that much of an issue.

But flour? The difference between sifted and packed is huge, it makes a huge structural difference, and people have genuinely written recipes measured pretty far across the range on density.

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Cooking is art. Baking is science (chemistry).

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What? Baking is super easy. Follow the instructions. That’s all there is to it.

Recipe calls for 250g of sugar? Put in 250g. Not 260 (close enough). Follow the instructions. Works every time.

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3 points

But that’s hard

I’m used to winging it while cooking

Precision is not in my food preparation repertoire

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5 points

You can wing it with baking, at least for some types of stuff. Oatmeal raisin cookies don’t really take precision, as an example.

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25 points

I’m pretty sure making Phyllo pastry by hand is a myth made up by grandmas for ‘Kids today have it easy’ reasons, like walking up hills both ways to school

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I used to watch my yiayia make phyllo by hand. She would cover the entire kitchen table in butter, spread out the dough with a wooden dowel that I just remember using as a lightsaber every time she put it down, and spend hours folding and rolling and mopping melted butter across it.

So much butter.

Eventually her arthritis made her give it up and she started using the frozen stuff, but she loved cooking and she was proud to make everything from scratch.

The recipe wasn’t complicated, you just need a large enough clean surface that can be covered in butter and a few hours to spend making it. The result is very similar to frozen dough.

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the space requirements is the real killer for phyllo and puff pastries. I dont even know if i could fit a wad of rolled out puff pastry in my fridge.

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I unfortunately dont even have the space to roll out pasta or cookies, it makes me a little dead inside

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23 points

The pizza dough twirling thing.

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Fun fact: acrobatics are made with lower hydration dough.

If you want dough with crispy outside and soft inside you’re looking for a 65-70% hydration. Acrobatics with this will rip it apart. To open a higher hydration dough you use this technique: https://youtu.be/xzbW8CZx538

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I once worked at a Domino’s. It took making many pizzas to get to that point, but it was really satisfying stretching out the dough once you got there.

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The simple things are the hardest to master.

Pie crusts, US style biscuits, scrambled eggs, steak, and sauteed chicken breast. If you cook any of these things exceptionally, I respect your skills.

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pie crust

…you mean put cold butter, flour, ice water, and a little seasoning in a food processor and blitz until crumbly? Or are you talking about making puff pastry from scratch?

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I can make great macarons and croissants, but for the life of me I struggle with making perfect buiscuts

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Honestly, the hardest part of cooking is the prep. Cutting everything perfectly, getting the right ingredients, making the right spice mix, making the sauces, and food that takes multiple days of prep. Cooking is the easy part, prep is the hard part

Edit: deboning anything is fucking rough especially fish, butchering anything is also rough and super easy to fuck up, making all the dough and noodles. I personally think a great chef on those cooking contests are just super good at prep and plating the food of course because it’s pretty in the end.

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