Something is moving inside of the Moon. Yes, you read that correctly.

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IT’S YOUR MOM

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Stop worrying, everyone. It’s just the Soup Dragon. She’s feeling moody and hasn’t been tending to the volcanic soup pools.

Major Clanger will soon have it all sorted out.

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There is not a rave party happening below the surface of the moon. I repeat, There is not a rave party happening below the surface of the moon. Nothing to see here folks, just move on.

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wanders in wearing a Kangol visor, JNCO yardies, and about 78lbs of candy

"Yo the map i got from under a rock in the field behind 7/11 on Jefferson and MLK said this is where the rave is supposed to be…

…am i early or something?"

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Entrance fee is 1 candy necklace + 1 flashing LED stick, multicolor only!!

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Moon’s haunted

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What?

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MOON’S HAUNTED

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Why won’t you stop yelling at me?!

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We must mine the goo.

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The people of the moon crave freedom from an unspecified tyrant.

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