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This is amateur advice. You can’t lift with your knees for a bulky and squishy item like a body if it’s in front of you. If you attempt this, you’ll notice that your knees get in the way and you need to reach out a lot and can’t lift as a result. Body isn’t like gym weights on a perfectly nice to grab steel bar.

If you don’t actually have to lift at all, just drag it. And if you do, use a fireman’s carry which is designed for carrying unconscious hoomans.

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use a fireman’s carry

But then I’m going to get even more blood on me?

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The middle ages are long past, people won’t look at you weirdly if you wash yourself more than once a year. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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5 points

Wrap it up first.

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It doesn’t matter you have to trash your clothes anyway …

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Just cut it up into smaller more managable pieces.

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Or involve two people but, depending on your circumstances, this might introduce other complications.

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Why is the scream guy wearing fantasy leather armour?

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No kink shaming on my Christian servertm

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I’m having flashbacks: Wazup

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Relevent Jake Likes Onions :

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