117 points

Bilbo thought it was a cool adventure. The dragon was no accident, it was anticipated

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In the book, he and Gandalf were planning the party for months. The whole thing was his plan from the beginning.

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No joke, I just got to the part in the Andy Serkis narrated audiobook where Gandalf returns to toss the ring into the fire(place).

Bilbo even comes out to announce that the dragon means supper is being served and the 144 people that get to sit inside the big tent should come on in.

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My dumbass just now realizing he chose 144 because it’s a dozen dozen instead of Bilbo being random:

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38 points

One might even say long-expected.

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dragon attack survivor

That’s one way to describe a burglar who came with a group to kill and plunder. And succeeded in both without major troubles.

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I think they had a few troubles along the way

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30 points

We had troubles, yes. But what about second troubles?

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29 points

Concerned Irish noises

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Exactly!
Tho some people did go shish kebab. But thats not important right now.

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without major troubles

Fili and Kili might feel otherwise.

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I believe they both died after the Mountain and the Smaug part, so not really relevant.

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67 points

Gandalf was going to tell a tale about Bilbo’s life during the party, and Middle Earth doesn’t have slide projectors.

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Right! Bilbo spent all these years telling the Shire about how scary the dragon was, but for his birthday he got Gandalf to simulate the dragon for everyone.

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54 points

i feel like “does he not like bilbo?” can basically sum up gandalf’s actions in the hobbit more generally

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“You look like a thief, mind if I invite all my friends to a party in your house? You know what, I’m doing it anyway!”

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A wizard does not hate, nor does he love. He feels precisely the way he means to.

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