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Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef(theonion.com)

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Ech@lemm.ee
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Bring back shredded chicken burritos, cowards.

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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Quesaritos Are Justice

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morphballganon@lemmy.world
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I think it’s greed, not cowardice.

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theedqueen@lemmy.world
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For me it’s the ranchero chicken soft tacos

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deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I miss the fiesta veggie burrito

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aaron@lemm.ee
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Fool, how does this solve the beef problem?

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7355608@lemmy.world
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Have they tried their butthole?

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qupada@fedia.io
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Per the article… yes

We’ve put taco meat in places that I can never repeat

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EleventhHour@lemmy.world
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Since that is where it always ends up, almost certainly

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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world
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Come on, this one isn’t even remotely believable. For shame Onion for this. For shame.

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Blackout@fedia.io
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Every time I go to Taco Bell for Chicken Alfredo they tell me they don’t have any :(

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macarthur_park@lemmy.world
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Introducing the new Doritos Locos® chicken Alfredo! Make it a combo and pair it with a MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® FREEZE.

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

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Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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Freeze?

The hot new thing is the Baja Blast gelato.

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RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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Baja Blast Colonic

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mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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… that’d work, actually.

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Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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beef stuffed mexican patty.

beef in beef

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