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Now you’ll have diabetes, if nothing else.

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“Ha, ha! Look at that guy! He ate a candy bar, now he’s gonna die the fat death.”

Go boof some kale, or something.

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Go eat a tub of butter, or something.

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literally just trying to stay alive until my mother passes away, just so she doesn’t have to bury a child. Then it can finally be over.

Like, I got personal reasons I think life sucks, but boy howdy I have no shortage of “big picture” reasons too. The future is bleak, at best.

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I’m sorry you feel that way too, I’m in the same exact boat so I know what that feels like… I’m just waiting for my older relatives to pass so I don’t hurt them and then I can finally stop existing.

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Maybe you just need a Snickers?

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actually I’m allergic to peanuts and treenuts, so a Snickers would probably only expedite my exit (can’t eat them due to allergy warnings)

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Milky way.

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There are a lot of Republicans I need to outlive before I throw in the towel.

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Covid commercials in a nutshell

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Jokes on you, I’m only 25!

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Only thing I can promise you with somewhat high degree of certainty is that you won’t stay that way for long. 2-3 years tops.

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What does this have to do with literally anything in the post??

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Russian trolls just getting desperate at this point…

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