Ted Cruz because he likes step mom roleplay porn
Cruz is a human painpig toilet for Trump while Vance is just a party man who’ll do or say whatever it is to get ahead.
If we go by Bene Gesserit rules, I think it’s gotta be Vance. Truly the Couchsex Haderach.
Trick question
Vance can pretend to be human, whereas Cruz has never successfully done so.