Don’t forgot our armies of illegal immigrants and drug-crazed gang members.
Well Mister you forgot one thing, they have the hulk. God
GOD IS BIGGER THAN THE BOOGIE MAN HE’S BIGGER THAN GODZILLA AND THE MONSTERS ON TV GOOD IS BIGGER THAN THE BOOGIE MAN AND HE’S WATCHING OUT FOR YOU AND ME
Weirdly, though, he can’t just snap his fingers and make Satan vanish.
I guess he’s not that omnipotent.
Well he can, but he doesn’t because, uh… Because it’s all part of his plan. Kinda like kids getting cancer, or natural disasters.
Yeah, but evangelicals also think Satan does all sorts of trickery on Earth all the time to thwart God. Which God somehow lets happen.
And then, of course, there’s the fact that people can hurt their omnipotent god by doing things like saying “fuck” or kissing someone of their own gender. The god that’s also omniscient, so he would have seen it coming before he did all the light let there being.
Did you just… veggietales me? In public, all out and about like this and you pull out your veggietales like that?
Finally someone said it.
Yeah I did, what’re you gonna do? I’m on this big wall.
🫛 🧱
Keep walking, but you won’t knock down our wall.
Keep walking, but she isn’t gonna to fall!
It’s plain to see your brains are very small.
To think walking, will be knocking down our wall.
“My dear, religion is like a penis. It’s a perfectly fine thing to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in front of my face we have a problem."
- Dame Maggie Smith
Worked for the taliban.
Look, conservatives, I’m pretty tired of you. I’m very close to snapping my fingers in the exact way that causes you to suddenly disappear from existence, so I suggest you play nice.
They’re super sized soldiers! No one can defeat the gravy seals!
Goddamn it I had the perfect gif for this… Stupid thing won’t display
Edit: thanks rain_worl!
you have a link to the webpage, you probably can get a link to the gif by right clicking
