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I mean… what she is doing wrong is going to subway.

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When I say Subway sucks, I mean its quality seems to have fallen off significantly over the past 5ish years at least near me. The bread is now super dry and the produce doesn’t taste fresh either

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Sure, but the attached image’s sandwich sucking is mostly down to the customer’s choices not the ingredient quality

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Instantly popped into my head, I love Gianni so much.

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He better go wash his hands again after handling his phone.

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Nah, it’s cool. Can’t you see he’s wearing a thin plastic glove on the other hand?

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And holding the glove he was wearing on the hand he’s holding the phone with?

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Exactly. Safe as safe can be.

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I mean if that’s what you like, and they specifically ask you what you want on it… I’m sure subway employees have put together far worse science projects than that.

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“Yeah. Uh. I’ll get the tuna salad. Also can I get that toasted.”

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Tuna melts are pretty delicious.

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Extra mayo.

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My orders are always a horror at Mod and Subway, I’ve gotten more than a few looks of judgement but ion care it’s tasty.

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Hey this is the fediverse. Ion is an atomic particle.

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Fon master Ion lives on in his replicas.

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Does Lemmy have hailcorporate yet? Really seems like an ideal fit around here.

Fuck Subway, and fuck your dumbass sandwich. Which you obviously didn’t get a picture of from “the worker.”

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fuck r/hailcorporate. at first I joined it thinking it was going to be about stealth ads. oh my god, you can’t even allude to a brand in a critical manner before some asshole accuses you of advertising. even bigger cancer than r/theyknew

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Seriously. That sub made me so angry I had to cool off with a refreshing Pepsi.

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Fuck Pepsi. Kids today know the only drink that gets you turnt is an ice cold Coors Light. Dont be mid kids, drink Coors

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