39 points

NGL Impossible Whoppers are delicious and I didn’t exhibit any catgirl symptoms for at least two years.

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8 points

I was very underwhelmed when I tried one.

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9 points

I was eating vegetarian for about 10 years before I tried an impossible burger at Arooga’s. I was underwhelmed, as well. It was just a “meh” burger. I think BK does it better. It’s not gourmet fare, but it approximates the fast food experience I remember from my meat-eating years, and sometimes I need to revisit it.

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8 points

I recently ate a burger king vegetarian (or vegan, I don’t remember) burger and it was surprisingly good. I mean, I haven’t eaten meat in years so I cannot compare, but it was quite a bit better than I expected from a fast food place.

At this point I don’t even see the point in going back to eating meat at all haha. Replacements have come such a long way.

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2 points

I tried one myself. Thought it was really good. Then I tried my wife’s beef burger. Wasn’t even close. We’re getting there though.

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26 points

I’ve been vegan for years, when do I get my boobies and cat ears? :/

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4 points

Boobies 🤤

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5 points

Sure, boobies are nice and all that, but have you ever had your cat eara rubbed? 😳

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3 points

I don’t have cat ears. I’ll rub some for good luck tho

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10 points

At least there’s no gristle in impossible whoppers unlike the beef ones

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4 points

Just slip in some estrogen into their burgers

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I was going to say drinks or soda’s instead of burgers but that made me really fucking uncomfortable writing that because of the similarity to something else so I put burgers there instead

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2 points

You’re not wrong, but under assumptions of a big overlap in conservatives and date rapists, I say beat them at their own game.

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1 point

Why are giving meowstrogen to them i want some

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