120 points
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I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.
30 points
12 points
5 points
82 points
I thought kiwis spoke English.
14 points
7 points
11 points
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8 points
They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.
4 points
10 points
All our vowels are just āuā (or schwa as I was once told).
- Nuw Zulund
- Fush und chups
- Uh nu, uām buchd, uām buchd us.
5 points
3 points
82 points
Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.
2 points
60 points
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>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)
58 points
Nightmare Potato.
