I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.
I thought kiwis spoke English.
They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.
All our vowels are just āuā (or schwa as I was once told).
- Nuw Zulund
- Fush und chups
- Uh nu, uām buchd, uām buchd us.
Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.
>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Nightmare Potato.