https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXK_UVX9pN8
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Edit
I edited the title. It took me 20 minutes to think up “Our Big Fry Boy”. Better late than never I guess.
Frykorps
What if they make him close lmao
everyone can go home, I’m covering all your shifts for the rest of the day! walks away before anyone can clock out
Imagine being the secret service guy tasked with keeping ice away from the fryer
“Lots of people don’t know this but my genius uncle at MIT knew. And he told me. if you wanna fry something frozen really fast - you can just put the ice in the super hot oil pool. See if I—”
To protect the president - the Secret Service leaps into action and knocks the ice bag from Trump’s arms and wrestles it to the ground.
Trump glares at them and keeps talking “What is it? What is it called? The super hot oil pool. Plasmaoil? Yeah, plasmaoil. Like the sun - so strong.”
I wish they had made him flip burgers instead, or maybe stand on the assembly station? Fries are so unexciting.
I would have paid money for someone to milkshake bomb him, too. Maybe that’s why nobody seemed to be ordering drinks… Secret service working overtime to protect our big boy from IED’s (improvised explosive drinks)
Fries are exciting to me. I think almost everybody’s flipped something to get it cooked on both sides, but an actual restaurant-grade fryer could cost me forearm skin if I don’t know what I’m doing, and I don’t.
IED’s (improvised explosive drinks)
I’m no lawyer so I wonder if a bioweapon attack automatically leads to more jail time.
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Seriously though - if somebody milkshaked Trump - the libs would be up in arms about the “violence”. The correct way to deal with fascists is to win arguments against them.
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