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There’s a holodeck episode in there somewhere

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According to that image French privateering ended before two of those other things started, right?

Am I missing something?

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That‘s the reason for elderly French pirate. The people involved didn’t just disappear because privateering ended.

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9 points

Wait, you’re telling me that privateers don’t just grow into the hulls of their ships like Bill Turner?

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4 points

Some say there are pirates to this very day, and that they sail a sea that holds no water

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piracy_off_the_coast_of_Somalia

There are pirates right now, and they are sailing on water.

They just don’t , you know, dress up like old timey pirates.

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37 points

I think that’s why they specified an “elderly” privateer - past their glory days.

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7 points

Elderly French pirate so they would be in in their 60s or more

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I don’t think a pirate being as young as 12 would have been impossible, so they could be in their 50s too.

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1 point

John King was somewhere from eight to eleven when he became a pirate.

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21 points

I built a one-shot around this idea on a heavily-modded Tiny D6 system, letting people choose which of the 4 they wanted to be with variants like wealthy or scientific Victorian, captain or gunner pirate, disgraced or retired Samurai, cattle driver or 49’er, and so forth. I set it in San Francisco to get some good conflux of cultures.

Of my 4 players, 3 of them chose to be rich Victorians. facepalm

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11 points

Rip, gotta find new players

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Well, you just gotta only allow one archetype per team, figure out a system for the players to draft their choice fairly, and then let the chips fall where they may.

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I keep saying I’m going to play a PC based on Kingo Nonaka.

But in my version he would have also briefly been a Pacific ocean pirate during his journey from Japan to Mexico.

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13 points

There’s a cowboy in Dracula

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…that’s exactly where my imagination went first, and then onward to the league of extraordinary gentlemen, and then i started brainstorming elements for my eberron campaign…

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