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my brain cannot comprehend whatever the hell this says

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a radio equipped american buoy off the coast of north korea picked up an unencrypted north korean rocket abort signal

meaning us can abort north korean rockets

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Rockets are the only thing we can still abort

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Pretty soon we will have to raise those rockets to adulthood whether we like it or not

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I’d say it is equally moronic to disclose that they aren’t encrypted 🤦‍♂️

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Maybe the CIA (or whatever three letter agency is in charge of that OP) is tired of messing with the abort signal and want to try taking out the rockets in flight?

Or maybe, this being the internet it’s all false but now the NK is looking for bouys double time

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Jesus, that Patrick edit is nightmare fuel.

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@Granixo

This is why I shouldn’t browse before bed and yet… here I am.

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Did Aaron accidently some info?

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