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Thank you for creating content! Courtroom sketches are content!

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True story time.

Recently, I was applying for some government IT jobs. No matter the agency, almost all gov IT jobs involve having elevated access to systems considered high security clearance. Naturally, there’s gonna be a vetting process.

I figured it was probably just some sort of criminal history investigation, drug testing, and fingerprinting. Yes, and no. As I read deeper into the process, it involved submitting information to the FBI, so they could put me on surveillance for a probationary period of the first year of the assignment.

Immediately I thought,

“Oh my god, they’re going to find out about Funhole.”

Needless to say, I stopped the application process to avoid incarceration.

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Is that a courtroom sketch artist at the bottom right? A sketch in a sketch.

And what’s with the huge subble-y eyeball at the bottom?

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Correct, it’s a sketch artist in the lower right, sitting next to Brank, the son of Hank.

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I think it might be Brank. He’s a recurring Funhole character. A small, orb shaped boy, often drinking a juice box.

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just a note: It was never really confirmed that the orb-boy (unless specifically labeled as such) is Brank. We do assume that the orb boy is Brank, but there is no real proof that the juice-drinking disney-tape-holding character is actually him. The silent Funhole consumer-majority consider the character to be a representation of Funhole’s founder (which may very well be a personification of Brank), but there is no definite proof either way.

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So there’s no Brank to bank on, just a probable Brank to possibly thank of?

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Brank is now a Jungian archetype. You can’t put him back in the bottle.

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7 points

First of all, I chortled

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Grab some popcorn!

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