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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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SaintWacko@slrpnk.net
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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th3dogcow@lemmy.world
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No idea! (Eye deer)

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Fetus@lemmy.world
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What about a dead deer with no eyes?

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th3dogcow@lemmy.world
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Still no eye deer

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parpol@programming.dev
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Two fish swim into a wall.

One turns to the other and yells “Dam!”

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jordanlund@lemmy.world
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What do you call a deer with one eye?

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Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
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Buick?

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Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com
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Deerclops?

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jordanlund@lemmy.world
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No eye deer!

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Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com
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Oof. Haha

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GoddessNoAi@lemmynsfw.com
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Call him any way you want, he can still hear you.

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nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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My kid listens to Yoto Daily too.

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