Greetings dear lemm.ee folks,

I’m not like those other mean Hexbearians. I’m one of the good ones, I promise. I just want choke

I just want you to love me. I’m so sorry for being on Hexbear. Please, please forgive me. I’ll do anything. Anything.

Do you want me to stop using emojis? Done. No more PPB? Done. Intense sobbing

I hereby forswear socialism. I’m a liberal now. Do you love me now? Please? Please? Just pick me.

I humbly request that all parties involved in the comments refrain from using slurs or name-calling to reduce the workload on mods and admins.

Edit: @comr@hexbear.net got banned. Eat shit

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First of all, you’re a bunch of stupid trump-loving alt-left antifa fascist children

Secondly, you resort to name calling

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117 points

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not, so I’ll just say I enjoyed reading this because it made me laugh

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It’s a joke, look at their post history. Have to admit they almost got me to bite because you never know

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Oh God I just want you to love me please

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name a bigger and wetter president

you cant

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50 points

Taft

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24 points

A boy so wet and big he got stuck in the tub

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New site tagline.

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52 points

antifa fascist

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67 points

fascism - antifascism - synfacism

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Syndicalist-fascists finally getting some representation. Mussolini would be proud if wasn’t so dead.

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Just curious here. What are your solutions to the endlessly decaying social and material conditions of the West?

Edit: I think I got caught in the bit again

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73 points

I see you and I hear your question, and let me just say: I hear you. I see you. You are seen. You are heard

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alt-left

How very Trumpian of you!!!

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82 points

I don’t get hexbear, all I did was post one little political opinion and all of a sudden I have people calling me a fascist and replying with rude emojis. Very uncivil behavior, I’m used to forums where my legitimate and valuable political ideas can be discussed freely and with mutual respect!

Also please do not ask what I posted or look up the original thread or quote any of my previous comments, that is also uncivil.

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77 points

Hexbear is the chemo to the r/Politics migration that is killing Lemmy.

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lmao so we kill cancer cells, explode them into their component parts, pull their remains into the blood stream and filter them out at the kidneys to finally piss them out and flush them into the sewage system where cancer cells belong?

fucking based

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74 points

Ee wants to defend? That’s kinda sad I like ee. Mostly because their takes are chaos. Absolutely chaos. Sometimes they’re good. Sometimes they’re bad. Sometimes you get that take outta left field about how the earth was flat but they used the corners in the COVID vaccine and that’s why it’s round now. It’s a grab bag of fun and surprise every time.

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the earth was flat but they used the corners in the COVID vaccine and that’s why it’s round now

…is this hyperbole, or did a comment actually assert this?

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39 points

Hyperbole but the fact that you had to question it proves the point!

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Not so much that I had to question it, just that the off chance this was a reference was too good to pass up

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29 points

Chaos unity

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Another thing, you Hexbears have big, annoying emojis of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson, but why don’t you have big, annoying emojis of me?

I want better representation in your emojis.

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39 points

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35 points

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38 points

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34 points

We need a very tall Barbie emoji.

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I’ll see what I can do

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33 points

Yay?

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