38 points

How someone can keep a straight face in such bulbous pants I cannot understand.

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Because people in this industry spend all day huffing their own farts.

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14 points

This guy seems to have stored quite a few in those pants for future sniffing.

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2 points

bulbous pants

Bulbous Bouffant

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2 points

Blubber

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1 point

Macadamia, OOOOOOOOOOO!

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7 points

Money 💰💰

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4 points

It’s called fashion

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No, no it is not. Fashion is just copycat of someone with style.

And this isn’t even style, otherwise you’d see people in Walmart wearing similar clothes. Even the People Of Walmart don’t wear this shit.

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11 points

I’m sure someone has filled latex pants with some kind of fluid in a Walmart at some point

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2 points

Possibly even semi-solids… 💩

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6 points

That’s not what fashion is, fashion is a form of art and saying this is not fashion is the same as saying a Jackson Pollock is not art because it’s not photorealistic.

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11 points

How can you walk up and down a catwalk wearing this without laughing?

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Those airtight latex pants seemed like a good idea until the model farted.

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4 points

Judging by the weight of it, I’d say it was a little more than a fart.

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6 points

But how can you actually walk in these? Bow knees? I need a video to see how its possible since the bulbs would block each other with every step.

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Indeed, and spread your legs, lol. Thanks for finding that video, I couldn’t have done it myself.

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9 points

When you shit your pants every day for a month straight

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That happened to my balls once, seriously. Had to go to the ER

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3 points

Testicular torsion or epididymitis?

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I had to look both of those up haha but I’d say neither. The doctor said concussion at scrotum but this was in SE Asia so wasn’t best language. Girl (American) I was traveling with was bouncing on me hard and felt and heard a snap then scrotum filled with liquid. It eventually got the size of baseballs, turned black and lasted a month

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Holy shit, I regret asking questions and I even more regret reading that. Thank you for tonight’s nightmare.

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