121 points

My bipolar meds, without insurance, are $800 a month. I have yet to slap a bitch at work so I would say they’re worth it so far.

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I guess that is technically eaten.

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You shouldn’t eat bitches.

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53 points

Ah yes, I too hate inlfation.

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This guy had two chances to spell one word and still biffed it. RIP

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10 points

But neither of you seem to have an issue with inhalation. ;)

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imitation? initiation. intimidation? intimation

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65 points
  • A4 wagyu tomahawk

  • Louis XIII cognac

  • pure saffron

Worth it? Definitely. Especially since I didn’t pay for any of it. This was all professional training as a fine dining server.

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How was the Louis? I’ll never be able to afford even a pour of it so I’d like to live vicariously through you lol

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Not worth the price, even in the special cut leaded crystal sipping cups. It was the best cognac I’ve ever had, but not nearly the best brandy, and I don’t even like brandy that much.

Now the wagyu, that was absolutely worth the price. 48z for $190, so about $4/z, pre-cook weight. I had about $15 worth, one mouthful, and I would have been willing to pay for what I got if it wasn’t free.

But the Louis XIII at least satisfied my life goal to eat something aged longer than I am old.

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4 points

Eating cognac? Sounds like it might have curdled.

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60 points

I once used $1k caviar as a topping for a Papa John’s pizza. It was delicious.

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15 points

Chaotic. I love it.

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10 points

Best answer here.

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This is what I came to read.

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Are you Papa John? That sounds like something Papa John would do on a bender.

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Maybe when he was still CEO 😂

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Do you mean a whole jar of that?

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Ok, so not exactly. The tin was split evenly amongst the 5 members of my family. I used my portion as a pizza topping. My brothers did crackers and cheese. I don’t recall what my parents did. They probably put it in the fridge for later and forgot it.

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Frozen green beans from Costco. They were contaminated with listeria–there was a recall–and I was one of the lucky ones that got to have a stay in the hospital. The CT showed that the blood was just because the constant shitting had stripped the lining out of my colon. The hospital never got a culture, just gave me a bunch of antibiotics, so the law firm that was handling the recall told me to fuck off with my hospital bills.

1/10, would not repeat.

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