92 points

Donā€™t you hate it when your computer gets all bricked up?

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You can help keep things regular just by adding a little fiber to your network.

If thatā€™s not an option, open a tab to metamucil.io and download a couple packets twice a day.

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I thought ā€œbricked upā€ means having a hard on.

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Thatā€™s why I donā€™t store it with the Amontillado.

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Itā€™s a good indication youā€™re about to be fucked.

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Or the router, in another state, and the person with access to the closet/server room knows how to push a few buttons at best.

That happens onceā€¦ and you get misconfigophobia for life.

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FYI with many routers, switches, and firewalls there are ways to automatically rollback changes in case the device is unreachable after applying them. Usually the command is called something like ā€œRollbackā€.

You usually supply a time limit when you run the command and if you donā€™t confirm the changes before that time limit it will rollback. So if you run rollback 30 and then do something which breaks the network connection, the config will rollback in 30 seconds. If it does work, you simply cancel the rollback.

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It usually happens after I get mad at it.

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39 points

How do i make a backupand?

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Litteringandā€¦litteringandā€¦.litteringandā€¦

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10 points

messing with system

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2 points

Right meow

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Itā€™s a typo. Itā€™s supposed to say backupanda.

The Backupanda is a small black and white Chinese mammal thatā€™s is unaware of the concept of procreation.

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How do i make a backupand

Forget add spacing: ā€œbackup andā€

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Why do i now Picture an Elephant making a backup?

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32 points

It would be nice if RTFM was always an option, but a lot of the time the documentation is woefully incomplete.

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Whatā€™s there to document? Itā€™s all there in the source code! šŸ˜œ

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Ah yes.

/* return an item's property as identified by 'prop' */
prop_t* getItemProperty(item_t* item, char* prop)

The floor is made of floor.

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Or it presupposes existing knowledge or configuration.

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So so true. A perfect example is anything on any page of man other than 1 may as well not exist.

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Itā€™s either woefully incomplete or behind a paywall so someone in the company has access to be you canā€™t figure out who and eventually just give up.

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18 points

Is there a term for humor that is ruined by terrible grammar and diction?

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Ortographobia.

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13 points

Brick, laugh, love

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  • Brick, try, cry
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