cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/27325556
time to caulk your wagon mouthface
Instead of watching whatever the hell this ends up being, just read this ancient and hilarious screenshot Let’s Play. I guarantee it’s more entertaining, especially if you remember early 2000’s internet, before it turned into <gestures at everything>.
The Rock, Jack Black, some woman Hollywood considers sexy, and Kevin Hart obnoxiously screaming as loud as possible “you gonna die of dysentery!!!”
Can’t wait for the Pong™ movie!
I can only imagine the soundtrack to Pong: The Musical
Beep Bop (intro)
Beep Beep Bop Bop
Beepedy Bop Bop Boo
…
Beep Bop Bah (finale)
Great. Another Chris Pratt movie I won’t be seeing 🙄