Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew.
When life give you lemon, you trade it with potato.
Choose life, choose potato, choose a fuckin big television!
Original quote from the #1 feel good rom com of 1996, Trainspotting:
Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers… Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that?
Halloween give you choose.
Is potato
Hilarious concept. We had someone do that around here.
