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At this point stuff like this isn’t oniony anymore, just trump supporters being trump supporters.

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Yeah. It’s the kind of headline that I want to shock me, but it’s just becoming a dreadful background noise.

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Remember when Trump had daily Covid announcements or when he was still on Twitter? Pretty much everything he did or said was so absurd that cracking jokes about it became a serious challenge. How do you come up with a fictional scenario that is more over the top than actual reality.

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That’s how it works.

The first day you go to work in a sewer the stench is overwhelming. By the sixth week you can eat lunch next to your work station.

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The only part that is oniony is that it makes me cry

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Irony died circa 2016.

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Well I mean, as far as idols go, he’s about as false as they come.

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He’s also an orangery gold color and he loves gold.

Come on if there is a god when will they start the smiting?

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Would be nice, they already made the graven image

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Hahaha. Flip flops lol

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I’d smash.

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3 points

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Mooby!

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That is not true. I know some really good people that happen to be Christian as well. It’s just that these are two different things and most do either belong to the one or the other group.

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They didn’t say “good people”

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Don’t they remember what is said in the Ten Commandments? “I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me."

Of course if they are the megachurch type of Christians, their only real god is money.

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Oh that’s an easy dodge. A lot of these people think Trump is either a prophet of the Lord, a devout agent (think David or Solomon), or Jesus Christ Himself.

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Let’s go to the part where he gives away everything to those less fortunate please.

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I was there.

May you find peace, now that it’s over. Thank you for your service.

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