You forgot to mention Leia is still going to blow up the palestinians rebels, but at least the people in Coruscant will be doing great.
I’m not sure genocide ought to be a joke, but whatevs
I’m pretty sure that the Death Star is just a big expensive toy, and the force doesn’t exist.
My parents wouldn’t buy it for me!
Okay, it was probably the most expensive playset Kenner made, but is that an excuse I ask you?!
Edit: Well shit, the retail price was $17.99. What the fuck, mom and dad?
Don’t forget inflation… in today’s dollars, that actually would have cost them $78.13, not $17.99
What are her policies?