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Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head(theonion.com)

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kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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This pairs so good with this ( not an onion )

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldOP
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Oh I saw that one in my feed and thought that was the onion lol

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kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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i had to search online to be sure

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cerement@slrpnk.net
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cerement@slrpnk.net
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as was foretold in the sacred prophecies of Stargate

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cadekat@pawb.social
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Horus Guard represent!

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tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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That is hilarious. Didn’t they just make a chibi anime girl though?

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM
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Yes

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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Are her boots covered in blood?

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P1k1e@lemmy.world
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My friend said the same thing when she saw it, but we have since convened that it is infact the “Mud of Christ”

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Bashnagdul@lemmy.world
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Buddy Jesus 2.0

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shoulderoforion@fedia.io
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does it sexually assault children for millennia under the churches auspices, then be ignored, and allowed to continue to exist in nations which were it any other organization, have had it’s leaders imprisoned and be banned outright too?

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Pringles@lemm.ee
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It’s a falcon head, not a policy change.

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Flax@feddit.uk
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Sounds like the British Broadcasting Corporation

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