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…and then I pack up my juicer, my humidifier, my dehumidifier, and leave.

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28 points

She’s entitled to a “default mode of victimhood”! She is your victim!

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RATIONAL/LOGICAL
You: 80 (superior tactics)
Her: 15 (emotional, reactive)

EMOTIONAL REGULATION
You: 70 (cold, intermittent bursts of anger)
Her: 10 (in the middle of a panic attack)

VICTIM MENTALITY
You: 0 (the exact opposite of a victim and knows it)
Her: 85 (default mode of victimhood)

CONFLICT HANDLING
You: 100 (extremely direct)
Her: 30 (focusses on past, but quick to refocuss priorities)

HIT POINTS
You: 100 (full health)
Her: 15 (bleeding out from a gunshot wound, about to pass out)

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38 points

It’s weird he didn’t say “female” instead of “girl”. Are they finally learning that that one’s a giveaway & women avoid them because of it?

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Still called her a girl though. Unless he’s really dating someone underage. I guess he might be.

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Idk boy/girl are pretty commonly used to describe youngish adults, especially romantic partners.

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True, but he seems like the kind of person who would say man and girl.

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16 points

AI told him not to use that word

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Imagine how mad they would get if the chatbot actually told him this. “Woke!”

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14 points

He’s on the hunt for that one special female who’s really, really into Ferengi.

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36 points

Men will do anything except go to therapy

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