“I must’ve been the first one, I followed that storm right in,” the former president said. “I saw the devastation, it was a travesty, it was viscous, it was water. The water was the worst we’d ever seen. It was a water hurricane, that’s what it was.”
Doesn’t matter.
Election is less than a week away. Unless he has a serious episode where he doesn’t know who he is or where he is and then punches some intern in the face… on live TV… none of this other crap will matter. Even then, it might not matter.
Vote!
My guy he made fun of a disabled reporter by pantomiming a seizure. And is still allowed to run. His cognitive decline is boring compared to the hateful things he’s done in front of cameras. He could rip his pants off and mud blast campaign donors at a rally and he would still be neck and neck with Harris.
Don’t you think he looks tired?
Trump Goes on Weird Tangent
In other news, the sky is blue.
“I was shown the satellite pictures. I was like, ‘Wow that’s a lot of water. So much water. I know, I grew up around the best water.’ Let me tell you - it’s not even American water. American water is beautiful and pure and none of it comes from the floating trash heaps outside our borders. That water hurricane came to America illegally and it’s killing people’s cats and dogs. Biden let the water in - I wouldn’t have let the water in. It’s soaking couches in multiple states which has reduced Vance to tears. Now those tears are American water.”
A water hurricane is just a hurricane you dolt. They always form over the ocean around the equator, but not on it.
Hey, hey, since we have sharknados, it’s important to specify what kind of hurricane we have. Could’ve been a furricane - much more damaging to Trump and his ilk.
“Furricane” where a hurricane is full of woodland creatures, is the perfect sequel schlock to “Sharknado”
