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After living for hundreds of years, you gain some wisdom.(lemmy.world)

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shalafi@lemmy.world
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Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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But you must feed!

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Cort@lemmy.world
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You’ve clearly never heard of vegan vampires.

They only eat vegetables

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Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works
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Bunnicula, the scourge of vegetables everywhere

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LavenderDay3544@lemmy.world
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And have 3 wifes.

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massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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And when a young guy comes to your castle, terrorize him until he leaves. Then follow him home and hook up with his gal.

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