Mine is this and Leela’s “oh lord.” I mean, there are so many, but those two top the charts.
“Good news, everyone!” by far.
Time makes fools of us all.
It is what it is.
Polish: “Nie wiem, nie znam się, nie orientuję się, zarobiony jestem”, shortened to “Nie znam się” English: “I don’t know, I don’t know (as of knowledge), I don’t catch on, I’m busy” (roughly translated)
“Do a flip”
Anytime someone is going to jump from something high up. Always makes me laugh.
Probably, “Good news everyone”. Although my favorite is, “To shreds you say,” need to work that in more.