160 points
Take her to a knightclub
16 points
15 points
9 points
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13 points
BTC: Hfv5337hdd-64drtGTmib85CT
(This is a joke, that’s not a real Bitcoin wallet. DM me for the real one)
12 points
If it’s not a real address, why is it letting me send all of these bitcoins to it?
220 points
As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
28 points
She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
42 points
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70 points
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I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
15 points
12 points
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3 points
57 points
Not another one knight stand!
140 points
Become the damsel in distress naturally (I’m a 6’2 bearded man)
68 points
32 points
28 points
11 points
I thought that was only when they fart… Or is that just another thing I shouldn’t have said out loud
4 points
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