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My brother and I put a corked glass bottle down in an old defunct drainage pipe beneath my parents’ house. This pipe/canal is quite large and isn’t obstructed by the bottle, and the bottle can clearly be seen by peering into a hole in the cement of the basement storage room. Inside of that bottle is a carefully folder paper bearing on it a crude drawing of a cock and balls.

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I hope you used archival ink so it will last for generations

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It was likely a permanent Sharpee marker. Hopefully it holds up. Fingers crossed that I’m able to return there as a ghost one day to watch someone unearth what they believed was a map to the family treasure.

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11 points

incredible

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101 points

A locked safe

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An EMPTY locked safe.

As is tradition.

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17 points

Leave a spider in it.

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6 points

Expected treasure, but safe contained a live panther; would not buy again.

apologies to XKCD

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3 points

Empty save for claw marks on the inside, and the creepiest doll you can find.

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32 points

Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.

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6 points

Shoebox

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6 points

Filled with jolly ranchers.

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4 points

What am I missing

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There was a post on that other site a few years back where someone found a locked safe and posted about it. I wanna say they were asking for advice about how to open it (I’m fuzzy there), but it turned into this whole thing where it felt the whole internet was hanging on a cliff edge, waiting to see what was in it. People were guessing, making bets, giving advice, promising first born etc.

Nothing. There was nothing in it. It was empty the whole time. A little piece of me died that day.

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43 points

Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.

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10/10 will rot in place, making more damage.

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5 points

More or less damage than he’s currently doing?

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To the structure of that building, more. Less everywhere, that’s the silver lining.

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87 points

Not sure if you’re aware, but there’s a toilet in your bathtub.

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Every bathtub’s a toilet if you believe in it enough.

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22 points

The ole waffle stomper

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6 points

Every toilet’s a bathtub if you believe in it enough.

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3 points

“They’re just holes with water”

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Having pulled a toilet out to fix something more than once, the bathtub is exactly where you want to put it while you work.

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I’ve got one of those too. Really annoying.

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4 points

Efficiency

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2 points

Where else would it be?

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3 points

In the sink

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2 points

For those mega poops that overflow

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36 points

The whole what?

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All of it.

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