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Jellyfish are cnidarians, a phylum which also includes corals and sea anemones. Jellyfish are a specific lifecycle stage of medusozoans (their own subphylum), while corals and sea anemones are anthozoans (another subphylum of Cnidaria).

So yup, they are polyps before sexual maturity. And you’ll find they’re more closely related to corals than they are to members of any other phylum.

Edit: I highly recommend that anyone who wants to get lost in the world of marine invertebrates check out WoRMS and then follow along in parallel on Wikipedia as you navigate the tree.

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You just made up all those words.

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Jellyfish are a subcagetorum of cthulonic phteven

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All words are made up.

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Not all words are accepted by society

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You neved heard phylum before? You phylustine!

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There is a species of jellyfish which is functionally immortal. When they get too old they simply turn into children again and re-age.

Edit: I’m not saying it’s not biologically immortal, I’m saying functionally immortal because I’m indicating that it can still be killed.

Saying something doesn’t experience aging is not the same as insisting it cannot die.

2+2=4 is not less correct because 2x2 also equals 4.

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functionally immortal

Biologically immortal is the term you were looking for

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No, I meant functionally. As in practically. For all intents and purposes. As in under normal conditions.

It’s like if I said “You meant ‘searching for’ and not ‘looking for’”, when looking indicates visual searching.

In other words it’s a meaningless distinction in the usage and I would look like a real dickhead pedant if I insisted you use another word.

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Biological immortality is the term for what you were describing. The fact that I politely pointed it out and linked a relevant Wikipedia article of the topic doesn’t warrant you to get insulted and call me a dickhead

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No, it’s “biologically.”

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What if they get eated

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Then they’ll be unfunctionally immortal.

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What if they get yeeted?

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This is what I mean by functionally.

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I came here to say this… that shit is insane.

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Sort of like humans, but we turn into children again and die. Can’t say we don’t try tho.

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Fantastic.

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This graphic is going counterclockwise and I didn’t enjoy that. On the other hand, neat.

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I disagree, time should flow left to right and by the nature of the egg it starts with top-to-bottom. so you have to start on the left, go to the bottom, keep going right, then the jellyfish rises so go back to top and then complete the circle

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But what came first? The jellyfish or the egg??!!

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Always the egg.

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The answer is always the egg.

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don’t listen to the other comments they obviously don’t know about the primordial jellyfish

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If you change your orientation, this could still be clockwise

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Yep if I look at the back of my phone, instead of this, it is indeed!

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Do you think jellyfish grow in trees?

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Ahh immortality, I’m jelly.

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Do you think you just fell out of the jellyfish tree?

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The proud moment in every jellyfish’s life when the buds come in.

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