19 points

The bong, gently used hot dogs ketchup bottle and lock picking set and possibly blow torch?? are all for self pleasure. The car is for cooperative pleasure, the amethyst Geo is for astrology and signs and shit.

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13 points

One of these is a tampon replacement but a lady will never tell

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12 points

that’s what’s filling the ketchup container

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13 points

I’ve clearly been doing the purse thing all wrong

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5 points

by god if I could have a hundred hotdogs at the ready every day, safe to eat and tasty, I’d do it and so would you

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9 points

Vegetarian/vegan hotdogs are great for this, since they can last fine without refrigeration for a decent amount of time. When I was a kid my parents would always pack them when we went camping, take a packet out of the freezer on the way out, pop in one of those soft cooler bags, by lunchtime they’re thawed and good to go, and if you have any left, they’ll still be good for dinner! No cooking should be needed (always double check the packet though), just some condiments, or even a tin of baked beans to make a meal of it.

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3 points

If you’re camping you should have a fire and vegan dogs cook great that way. Sometimes some bubbling of the exterior depending on the brand but that adds texture.

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If you’re camping you should have a fire

Not before you get to your destination (and sometimes there, too, if you’re really disorganised), nor in the case of the person I was replying to, who just wants some purse hotdogs to eat on the go. So while I agree about the texture, sometimes you just have to make due with a pale hotdog lol

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8 points

The ketchup container isn’t even that unrealistic. I’ve met women that will pull out their own condiments. I’d go as far as to say it’s a massive green flag for me. Please share that purse sriracha, miss.

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5 points

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