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EDIT: Completely forgot to adctually add the image. Here you go.

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Hello, I’d like the recipe for a stew that blinds for 1 day

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3 cups Beef broth, 1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce, 6 sprigs of fresh parsley, 1 gallon of moonshine, 3 carrots.

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If you want blinding moonshine you want the head(i think it’s called that not a native speaker but the part that comes out first) of a large batch of moonshine

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Yes, it’s called heads and tails in English as well.

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Yup! We call it “the heads” in my area. I’ve also heard people joke about blindness from lead exposure from shitty DIY distilleries but I don’t know if that really happens nowadays.

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How did this post get three likes before I even added the image? Did people follow the link and think “Aw yeah, thanks for sharing this link, have a like”

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They had a blinding stew. A 1 day blinding stew. A stew that blinds for 1 day. They were fed a 1 day blinding stew.

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hi :3 yes

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No way! You liked despite no funi? Thanks!

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Is this a reference to A Feast For Crows?

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Idk, but I also have this question now ⁉️

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