Broccoli? You deserved that
places in oven
âHoney whatâs that awful smell?â
âWho knows. Probably the neighborâs leaf blowerâ
Five minutes go by
âIt smells like cancerâ
âMaybe they are sealcoating their driveway, I donât know, stop asking meâ
Twenty five minutes later
Opens oven
âFuckâ
Retching, coughing âSweet baby Jesus, what the FUCK is that?! Melted plastic? On my new casserole dish?!â
âOpen a goddamn windowâ
âOpen all the fucking windowsâ
âMommy why is the house stinkyâ
âCharlie go play outsideâ
âBut Daddyââ
âI SAID GO OUTSIDE CHARLIEâ
from outside âDaddy it smells out here too, the neighbors are doing something black to their drivewayâ
Damn non microwavable lid
Forbidden salsa
Old family recipe. Gently sprinkle 2 Tsp of turmeric on top. You wonât taste the rubber.