If you eat shit, you’ll feel like shit
Not everything at TB is shit. Just avoid the nacho cheese, sauce packets and weird abominations like the grilled cheese burrito
Grab yourself a pound of ground beef and a store brand taco seasoning packet and cook to instructions, tastes the same at least, maybe the beefs a touch higher quality but honestly these companies do enough shitty stuff that we don’t have to play this whole bullshit game with acting like it’s rat meat and lab sewage.
I’m with you, with a small exception: the only thing I can eat from there is the “Spicy Potato Soft Taco” which isn’t even a little spicy but it only has potatoes, cheese, and some weird aioli looking sauce, it’s not too bad. Better if you take em home and heat em up in the toaster oven, then hit them with the Choloula Garlic.
We already feel like shit, at least taco bell might taste good. I want to get baja blasted
Haha Baja blast straight to the dome. Pour in some tequila. Might I suggest snorting coke through a churro?
Wait i just looked it up and Taco Bell churros don’t even have the hole in the middle…
Unfortunately my town doesn’t have a taco bell, but I am ordering nacho fries from the local fries place
A good plan going forward, if not a little worrisome for the toilet
I did this today. 4 spicy potato tacos and a cheesy gordita crunch plus Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. Working on geoglyphs.
I’m hitting my buddy with the idea of making tacos and smoking as much weed as fits in our lungs tonight so yeah.
Bring tons of pipe weed plz