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The trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed

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I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. Do that again and I’ll break your knees!

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The cool metal didn’t move at first when his finger tipped the trigger. Taking a breathe, the Lorax exhaled, “I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues.” The sound of a lumber executive falling had no sound.

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Lorax gone assassin

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I have an embroidered, velcro-backed patch of this for my range hat.

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Hey comrade I have the same patch on my plate carrier.

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