It was not until the following day that one of the team spotted the bright pink object - borrowed by the worker after he misplaced his own phone - frozen in the middle of the rink.
My man needs a lanyard for his phone…
Lost his phone. Borrowed someone else’s phone. Lost that one too. I was going to slag him off, but remembered I have ADHD and am almost always doing this sort of shit. I was even going to say “with less freezing”, but then I remembered about the time I found my glasses in the freezer. So fair do’s.
The worker said:
“My daughter wasn’t happy […] but after a short time – and the promise of a temporary replacement - she cooled off."
Couldn’t resist could he XD
‘No, no! I said you should try covering it in RICE!’
I wonder if it’ll work after they finally get it out in two months
Well that’s a funny way to detox from social media.
