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Reminds me of a notice put on our old apartment door about their plans to paint.
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Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been… ever, for any reason whatsoever.
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Consider it done!
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It’s fucking laminated as well!
Must have needed to make sure no one defaced it and changed the meaning.
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My landlady texts like that. But I think she’s just speed typing or dictating and not at all reading it before hitting send. The guy who lives in the back does the same, but I think that one’s on the drugs