It’s common knowledge that planting something in the ground will make it grow more of the thing. So I just took some cheese (don’t worry… I stole it. I don’t buy animal products I’m vegan) and planted it in the ground. Pretty soon I will have a ton of vegan cheese coming up. Wish me luck.

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Impossible, you can’t grow anything in the ground without domestic animal manure and fish guts.

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Really hope this works out as expected. Please keep us updated!

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Please don’t make your cheese go vegan. Vegan diets do not contain sufficient amounts of protein for a healthy cheese

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