For context, my wife is always criticizing how I donโ€™t add enough salt to the dishes I cook. I also have no tats. She does.

But at least you can always add more salt lol

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my wife is always criticizing

She sounds salty

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Add acid instead of salt. Like vinegar or lemon juice. Better flavor, healthier, and same effect. Too many people over salt itโ€™s god awful.

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2 tabs of LSD on my dinner it is!

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Hey itโ€™s been a couple of hours Are you okay

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Salt and acid are two separate (and central) components of building flavor.

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Actually, acid contributes to tooth decay. The reason sugar causes tooth decay is that bacterial metabolise the sugar using anaerobic respiration, which produces acid. When you eat acid, you skip the middleman and go straight to cavities.

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I feel like oversalting is a popular attempted cover up for mediocrity. Iโ€™m tired of waking up the next morning after a dinner out feeling like the mummy from Brendan Fraserโ€™s โ€œthe mummyโ€

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Sometimes, yep. Other times people just get desensitized from eating too much of it.

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People also tend to add more seasoning (particularly salt) as they get older and their senses dull.

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To my knowledge, sensory organs also donโ€™t dull. You might need glasses or have hearing damage, but dulling is a new one to me

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cries in hypertension

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Went to a new Asian place. Cheff had no idea what vegan means. Cheff is on the phone with his family while taking my order. Cheff starts singing in mandarin while cooking. Best Asian restaurant in the city.

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was his name Cheff?

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Cheffery

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Cheffery Cooke

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