19 points
It is good to give credit. That is PBF
46 points
If I had to ask my boss for permission to use the restroom all the time, I’d probably respond the same way.
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“Permission to use the restroom”, like what? What’s he going to do, say no? I can take a shit in your trash can if you’d prefer. I’m not asking for permission, I’m informing you that I’m going to the restroom, deal with it.
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PKD has a novel in the same vein: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Indefatigable_Frog
43 points
hmmm. I think I’d go with centipedes. For sheer creep-factor. (more than 8 legs is just excessive.)
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If I were really satan, I’d reverse the shrink ray and make centipedes large enough to ride. I bet they’d add it to the geneva conventions as a war crime.
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