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touhou themed rule(lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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I did some research and TouHou is a bullet hell game so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

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u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

But that’s normal.?

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Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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So, like a normal BJ, then?

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Doomsider@lemmy.world
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More like a woman surrounded by a thousand dicks and trying to dodge them without taking one in the mouth. Aka a normal day in the US now.

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bbpolterGAYst (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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did donald trump pass the Flying Penis Law already?

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Rozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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The one getting blowed plays the trumpet and/or shoots curving lasers.

Obviously.

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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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I had to have an operation for that

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lime!@feddit.nu
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it’s when you dodge all the shots

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bunnyBoy@pawb.social
13 points

Cumshot graze bonus

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BreadOven@lemmy.world
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Like dark souls?

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NullNet@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Sunoc@sh.itjust.works
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So same as a regular one but wearing a mob cap or something?

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