I don’t know if this is a hot take, but I think allowing straight and cis people to identify as such is appropriate, because the alternative assumes that we live in a state of default heteronormativity.
If anything, I want to live in a world where homophobes get mad that if they want to be assumed to be straight online they have to identify like anyone else. No one gets assumed to be straight any more. That’s better imo.
as an almost maximally privileged person (cis straight etc), i want my whining fellows to shut the fuck up. Just stop. Stop taking up all the god damn space. Just be quiet. It’s okay not to be included in every scene all the time.
Your point about not assuming people are straight by default is valid. But I mostly just want some cis-het folks to stop embarrassing me by being fucking insufferable.
The default should be “I’m horny” but unless I specify you have to guess who I’m horny for.
The quotation marks are a nice touch. Quality trolling.
Wait… This is an entire game? I’ve seen memes of it and I thought it was about an update to Animal Crossing.
Finally, representation for gay people who are into irony.
Game for everyone is a game for no one.