The best way to win into casino is this.
Go to a casino.
Get given free drinks, drink the free drinks.
Leave. Having had some nice free drinks.
I mean, I have a foolproof way to always come out on top at a casino, it’s a simple trick that gamblers will hate you for.
- Dress smart, it makes you look like an easy mark.
- Make sure to wear black shoes, polished to a shine, this will be important later.
- Own the casino.
- Ignore 1 and 2.
Why gamble IRL when you could instead gamble with stocks online and lose your life savings /s
I just go to the strip clubs. At least I get some proper entertainment for the lost money then. Actually I do hang out at the quarter slots. You get free beer.
Went last night to stay at a hotel with a casino to celebrate my wife’s birthday. I play poker a lot with friends but only a few times at casinos, and my wife only does slot machines. We never go to casinos and this is the first time in like a decade. Got away from the kids for the first time in 7 years so after she quickly lost $80 like it was nothing to slots we were already good.
After talking, she finally agreed to a long-time promise about going to the strip club together since she’s never been to anything like that. I have to agree with you, I may have lost the rest of my money, but it was a dam great time and an amazing first-time experience and something I hope I never forget (for both of us since it was way different than just going solo)!
That’s something that never would have happened staying at the depressing slots, which may have been 30 more minutes tops to lose what I spent there. 1 bucket list item checked, lol.
Well, at least he was honest to himself and the world. Plenty of people who will not even stop at losing 3 grand, let alone own up and quit.