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This gets amplified x100 if you're in a cartoon(startrek.website)

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Xylight (Photon dev)@lemmy.xylight.dev
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I nearly choke on pizza like this

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ikiru@lemmy.ml
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When I was a kid I took a bite out of a Hot Pocket pizza and the cheese from the bit I swallowed was still connected to the whole. I almost choked as I couldn’t fully swallow it and I was home alone. But I focused my breathing and then managed to slowly pull the piece back up through my esophagus by using the cheese.

I did not enjoy that.

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7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I had sort of the same thing happening with a glob of rice noodles and I was quite surprised that I was quite occupied with how dumb of a death that would be instead of anything remotely helpful

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CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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Happens to me every other time eating Pizza…

Staying calm and focusing on breathing is exactly the right thing to do. Or, you know, eating slowly and not half-assing the bites… 🙈

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ikiru@lemmy.ml
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Damn, dude. I’m not trying to judge you but that’s way too often.

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Bread@sh.itjust.works
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I won’t eat cheese sticks as that happened to me on three separate occasions. Choking is an unpleasant feeling. Which is a really unfortunate thing as I love cheese sticks.

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00Sixty7@lemmy.world
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So real talk, was this guy trying to wipe with his pants UP? I’m desperately trying to figure out how you’d do this unintentionally.

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pgp@sh.itjust.works
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It’s not impossible, if the paper roll unrolled until it almost reached the floor, and it sat inside the shorts/trousers, you could get them up with the paper stuck inside. Obviously, being old helps on the lack of awareness of the situation.

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00Sixty7@lemmy.world
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I had to go demonstrate what you’re saying, and yes, 100% possible, but impressively bad situational awareness for sure. The science has been done, thank you for this hypothesis.

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