29 points

Where the fuck you store it though? A shitty car you can park anywhere, a horse is gonna take some space. Especially for us poor fucks where the temperature drops below freezing for part of the year. Car just maybe not gonna start today, a horse might not start ever again.

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Consider horse a room mate. Finally someone to talk to.

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750 a year? Wtf is this retard smoking. Cost for land, hay storage, water, vet, and farrier. Human time cost to feed them twice a day, get rid of or spread the shit. Blanket, saddle, bridle. Youā€™re looking at a few thousand a year minus the time sink.

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Yep. Once upon a time, you had to be very wealthy to own a car.

Now itā€™s horses.

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Cars are still the most significant expense in most peopleā€™s lives after shelter and certainly the most significant in terms of cost per actual time used.

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4 points

Iā€™d say food is a bigger expense for many, depending on how much they drive and whether theyā€™re paying the car off.

If you include all groceries, so pet food, toiletries etc, Iā€™d spend more on groceries than my car most years.

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I doubt that owning horses has ever been cheap either.

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Eh, it probably wasnā€™t bad back when everyone had them. If you were a farmer, you already had pasture for your horses to graze on, and you could trade some food w/ the local vet for medical bills. Also, since you probably needed multiple, you probably bred them with your neighbors, making replacement cost really low.

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Almost all of those problems are solved by your local park.

Vet costs can be reduced by the skillfull application of healing stones.

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21 points

horse sick? get a new one

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Indeed. This was obviously written by an anon who knows nothing about horses.

And thatā€™s an optimistic estimate youā€™re giving. It assumes that your horse doesnā€™t have any issues that need tending to if youā€™re not a complete asshole or animal abuser.

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This article says 8 to 11k yearly. https://horserookie.com/average-horse-cost-by-state/

While cost of owning a car is between 3k and 9k yearly according to https://www.move.org/average-cost-owning-a-car/.

I would have thought that a horse would be much more expensive, like 10 times a car cost.

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Had em in a poverty state 20 years ago šŸ¤·

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Interesting, I recall a colleague in UK mention that it was costing her up to 20k a year. That was her max but not always/everywhere - would have been almost 30k USD at the time, so it sounds considerably cheaper in US but obviously a lot more land available and affordable

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I also had a colleague in the UK casually talking in the break room if she should buy a house or a horse because they were comparatively expensive.

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That link about car cost is from 2021, pretty sure inflation had a significant impact on that in the last few years too, not to mention car companies getting rid of lower end options for a while now.

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cost of owning a car is between 3k and 9k yearly

Maybe if you drive a fancy new car, but an older, reliable car can be much cheaper. For example, I drive a Toyota Prius that Iā€™ve had for 10 years, and I paid $10k for it (approximately, and cash, so no financing). Iā€™ve driven about 100k miles, spent about $3k on repairs, and have spent about $500/year on insurance. So an estimate for total costs is:

  • gas - $7.8k (~45mpg @ $3.5/gallon)
  • insurance - $5k
  • repairs - $3k
  • depreciation - $7k (assuming $3k value if I sold)
  • taxes and fees - $2k (~$100/year registration + emissions cost)
  • regular maintenance - $500? (I change my own oil, so $20/oil change every 5k miles, plus spark plugs, headlights, etc)
  • tires - $1200 (changed them twice for ~$500-600 each time)

Total cost over 10 years is $27000, or about $2.7k/year.

So that $3k/year low end figure is actually a little high for me, and I ended up rounding most of these things up. Iā€™m guessing a cheap EV could come out even cheaper.

So if youā€™re cheap like me when it comes to cars, owning a horse could be about 10x the cost of a car.

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7 points

Yeah but horse

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11 points

Important argument many fail to consider

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2 points

He said to keep it alive, nit to actually care for it in any meaningful way.

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Even completely throwing morality out the window, just keeping a horse in functional condition so that it can be ridden to places would still require quite a bit more than that.

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I know itā€™s a joke. If I was taking it seriously: I donā€™t want to spend several hours getting to a job thatā€™s already say, an hourā€™s commute. And then storing the horse at the job and then several hours back.

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Then donā€™t? Not horses fault.

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7 points

I remember growing up there was this Amish person who worked at one of the yokel gas stations. They would ride their horse to work and hitch it up for their shift, and then ride it home. Itā€™s doable!

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That horse must have been bored af tied up to the same spot all day, bet he didnā€™t have any shelter for inclement weather either.

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6 points
  1. Yes

  2. Yes

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Iā€™m going to park my horse in the office then, good point

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5 points

Car shits smoke. Horse shits ā€¦ well ā€¦ Shit!!

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Lmao $750 a year šŸ˜­

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Yeah those prices might have been accurate about a century ago.

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