98 points

Potatoes never go bad. They just start the process of turning into more potatoes.

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potatoes definitely do rot and the smell is so horrific it can only be the results of failed potato genetics

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7 points

Yea, I have a pretty bad sense of smell and that’s one of the few things I can instantly recognize. Gotta play find the squishy potato when I smell it.

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51 points

Rotten potatoes smell somewhere between raw sewage and demon anus

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14 points

Some potatoes went bad in my kitchen a few days ago, it smelled like actual human shit. Grim

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18 points

The green dust is also toxic to breathe in.

I recently had the pleasure of shoveling a rotting bag of potatoes out of my pantry. Likely the worst smell I have ever witnessed, nothing compares.

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57 points

Potatoes after watching “the last of us”:

Imma gonna grow

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170 points

Potatoes are amazing. They grow easily in a wide variety of soil and produce food which has every nutrient we need except for a complete protein. And, they’re a vegetable, so you can tell someone you’re eating your vegetables and then go to McDonald’s for some frenchy fries

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They’re only nutritious if you eat the skin. If you peel them (like McDondald’s does with their fries) then they’re just empty carbs.

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26 points

That’s an urban legend, most of what you lose in the skin is fiber. The skin and the interior of the tuber both contain all your micronutrients

https://potatogoodness.com/potato-nutrition-in-skin-vs-flesh/

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3 points

Cooking potatoes with skin is still somewhat more nutritious than cooking them without (unless you’re keeping the water for something else, some use it for stuff like pasta)

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86 points

The frying is the questionable part. (Well, the french part too but…)

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8 points

Don’t worry, the french part is not literal.

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36 points

Still vegetables! Everyone knows that a nice dinner at a Chinese buffet is healthy if you eat a few green beans lmao

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16 points

A succulent Chinese meal?!?

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They really are a miracle food. And they make every dish better.

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19 points

I mean, in fairness, “vegetable” isn’t a scientific term at all, so whether potatoes are vegetables (or tubers, or roots, or something else) is totally up for debate.

But they’re a hell of a lot more of a vegetable than pizza is!

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5 points

I’ve always used the definition of a vegetable being an integral part of a plant, like a root, rather than a fruiting seed pod evolved to be consumed by animals

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1 point

wdym a ‘complete protein’

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4 points

There are several essential amino acids we need to survive but don’t produce in our bodies. No plant has all of those amino acids, but every animal product does. You can get complete plant protein by consuming multiple different plants, so if a vegan has a varied diet they’re usually fine.

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14 points

There are a few plants with a complete amino acid profile: quinoa, soy, amaranth or buckwheat. But as you said, a varied diet is better.

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3 points

Also, animal meat maybe, but not every animal product contains a complete protein profile.

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10 points

They say don’t put them in the fridge but yeah I do.

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13 points

If this is a stupid question feel free to call me retarted but is that actually how potatoes find the soil?

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not a stupid question, and the answer is yes! potatoes are really resilient. you can reproduce them by cutting off and planting their ‘eyes’ (sorry, that’s the word for it - eww), and they also contain a ton of energy that lets them reach out like something from a nightmare.

i once forgot about a bag of potatoes i bought and left under the kitchen sink for a while. it was like a scene from a Cronenberg movie when i found it

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I guess so but they grow underground so it shouldn’t be this hard for them to find soil.

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