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Doing a fresh Linux install on your partners laptop

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Momma warned me about people like you

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Wife: why is my computer not how I remember it being?

Me: it’s my love language!

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Nothing says love like surprise LFS.

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Lol.

“But honey, I left you a README file…”

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My partner just kinda gnaws on my upper arm. Straight up asked her to stop early days of us dating and she said something along the lines of “but that’s how I show I love you” and just kept at it.

10 plus years later it’s a wonder my arms haven’t callused over. Love that weirdo

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Dude, that’s not your partner, that’s a green anaconda!

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Aw fuck, I’ve been bamboozled =(

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My husband always says, “Stop biting me!” but I think he’s faking.

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That’s my guilty pleasure as well. I enjoy biting.

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LOL, yeah I was pretty surprised when I first started dating my wife and she reared her head back like that old cat video and then clamped her teeth down around my forearm. Now I like it.

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Pebbling. Giving small gifts or sharing small pieces of content/info that they are interested in

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They can even be literal pebbles if they’re into that!

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Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals

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So, uhh… Do you like boulders?

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I take what I can get

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Kk, because I have information to dump about all the things I like!

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My wife and I tend to pull stupid faces at each other.

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Every person and couple has their own so its tough to say. I wake my gf with kisses only which she likes.

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I dunno, she seems to like my kisses too.

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What in the ‘I’d fuck this guys dead wife too’ situation you putting me in 😭

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